Saturday, December 6, 2008

Status report (again)

Well, here's the latest news!

We are gathering our forces now that we know the exact location of the cat's base. We are planning on launching a full-scale assault on it. We hope that our estimation of the cat's power is correct. We also are improving our guard on our base. Enemy spies and assassins have posed a serious threat. Further information on C.A.R is classified top secret.

Agent Commander Pence.

1 comment:

Courage8 said...

DISPATCH TO RAC HQ:

BELIEVE HAVE CONFIRMED ESPIONAGE PROFILE BY ENEMY OPERATIVE CODE NAME BOSCO.

ENEMY AGENT APPARENTLY PRETENDS TO SLEEP WHILE KEEPING COVERAGE AREA UNDER SURVEILLANCE. HAVE OBSERVED AGENT BOSCO USING THIS STRATEGY EXTENSIVELY IN MULTIPLE LOCATIONS.

FURTHER REPORTS LATER; TIME UNCERTAIN.

Victory to all rats!