More Status reports.

We're launching an attack that could determine the balance of power between rats and cats-on Friday!

We are preparing for the attack. Here are the stats:

Soldier Recruit number: 80,o69,762,492
Enemy recruit number: 620,522
Weapons count: 92,042,563,420
Enemy weapons count: 720,463
Human soldier recruit number: 153

Remember that this is a solitary attack on a single cat base. We risk starting a world-wide war that could end in carnage and failure. For classified reasons, we must also elect a world wide supreme leader. Undercover officer Penny says that the new organization, C.A.R., has come to the same conclusion.

Chief Executive Officer Pence.