!

We have not given up yet. We are still confident that we can succeed with the operation. We cannot fail, for the sake of the feline-rodent balance!

:(

We, uh, lost the battle. And several thousand troops. Not very good.

Declaration of War

Bad news. The war is still raging and we're still losing. C.A.R says that we are automatically declaring world-wide war between cats and rats. We have called in for reinforcements, but they have not yet arrived. The cats have us cornered and are determined to get blood. They will not let us retreat. They will not let us surrender. They are forcing us to fight. Wait...I'm getting a message over the radio!

"The reinforcements have arrived! We have backup! Repeat! THE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED! We have more weapons! We have more ammo! We have more soldiers! This is R.A.C, Rodent Alpha Charlie commander, out!"

Gotta go help!

Battle

Disciplining news from the field. I couldn't update on Friday or Saturday because we were all in the field all day. The battle still rages as I type. We have been fighting since 1:00 in the morning of Friday. Here is the war log, by me.

At midnight on Thursday we left for the Cat base. We arrived at 1:00. The cats were prepared for the attack. Armed and ready, the attacked us with greater weapons, numbers, and strength than we had estimated. We lost approximately 10,000 rats in the surprise attack. Crud. It was a defensive game until noon. By then we were able to retreat and regroup. We laid low till 14:00 hours, then spread our numbers out, hiding in the nooks, crannies and holes that the enemy territory offered. Then, at 14:30, we attacked. This time we had the element of surprise. The cats were caught off guard. That battle still rages. Repeat, crud.

Further investigation on why the cats knew about our attack will be undergone as soon as the battle is over.

Another funny joke...

Attack log: 7: pm, Thursday, Dec. 11, 2008.

We are beginning an attack log as of now. Last-day agents have confirmed that the enemy knows nothing about our attack. Officer of Undercover Operations Penny is confident that we still hold the element of surprise.

Entertainment

It is important to keep our recruits' chins up!

Army Joke

"Okay, I'll hold 'em off while you make a
run for it!"

More Status reports.

We're launching an attack that could determine the balance of power between rats and cats-on Friday!

We are preparing for the attack. Here are the stats:

Soldier Recruit number: 80,o69,762,492
Enemy recruit number: 620,522
Weapons count: 92,042,563,420
Enemy weapons count: 720,463
Human soldier recruit number: 153

Remember that this is a solitary attack on a single cat base. We risk starting a world-wide war that could end in carnage and failure. For classified reasons, we must also elect a world wide supreme leader. Undercover officer Penny says that the new organization, C.A.R., has come to the same conclusion.

Chief Executive Officer Pence.

Status report (again)

Well, here's the latest news!

We are gathering our forces now that we know the exact location of the cat's base. We are planning on launching a full-scale assault on it. We hope that our estimation of the cat's power is correct. We also are improving our guard on our base. Enemy spies and assassins have posed a serious threat. Further information on C.A.R is classified top secret.

Agent Commander Pence.

Status Report

Sorry for the absence. Anyway, here is the status report:

The new enemy organization (C.A.R.) also has spies. We discovered an intruder of the feline kind (they're pretty hard to miss) that seemed to be gathering info at our base. Fortunately, we launched a full-scale assault and managed to drive him back. He has been identified as "Bosco." Further info on him is not ready for public disclosure. However, the new info on the location of the cat's base has proved useful. Officer Penny has partaken various undercover operations and says that she has learned valuable information about C.A.R.

Agent Hex and agent Hue.