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I have temporarily gone on vacation for Thanksgiving. I will be back on the 30th of November. Until then, there will be no more status reports. I am across the state in Frostburg, close to Cumberland. Repeat, there will be no more status reports until November 30th, 2008.

Report.

I am happy to report some good news! Check out this message that came in a couple days ago:

We have located the cat's primary base. We will not disclose the coordinates immediately. It is not heavily guarded.

Agent Penny, Officer of undercover operations.

I also have been ordered to report that, due to the danger of our location being discovered, we have moved our primary base.

Status Report.

Here is the Status Report on Operation Upside-down:


The operation is not yet completely underway. We do not have sufficient information yet.
We have not determined the location of the cat HQ. We have minor information on a new
society created by the enemy, C.A.R. (Cats Against Rats) and it could be dangerous to launch an assault yet. Most of the operating agents, including agent Pence, Chief Executive Officer, agree with the following: We are not yet prepared to launch a full-scale attack on the cats.


Agent Speckle

Headquarters Update

Secret headquarters:
Coordinates undisclosed.
Description: Horizontal bar
type.

This info not to be disclosed to
feline species.

Yay!!!

I am proud to tell you that R.A.C. has promoted me to the official R.A.C. operations reporter. Now, the report!

For your eyes only,

We have discovered a weakness in the cat's defenses that could be VITAL. They cannot resist fish. Do not let the enemy agents get it or our future plans could be foiled.

R.A.C. Agent Pence.

This message has been translated from code.

Agents (cotinued)

Here are some more agents.
Data source undisclosed.

R.A.C update...

Obviously an agent at work...

R.A.C (Rats Against Cats) is born!

My rats have founded a society, the Rats Against Cats! The goal of the secret society is to completely undermine the power of cats and turn the tables! In fact, across the country this is already happening!

New post!

Here's another post! The rats are doing great! I feed them through the bars of the cage and they still don't even nip! I had a weird nightmare about Pence biting me and Penny totally hating me. I made sure they were acting normal as soon as I woke up!

Rich & famous!

Look, my rats are playing chess!!!

U.S. Rats!

Election Day is tomorrow already! The rats are doing great, Pence can use her ball! She rolled halfway across my room in it! We cleaned their cage today, here are the pictures!