Saturday, December 20, 2008

!

We have not given up yet. We are still confident that we can succeed with the operation. We cannot fail, for the sake of the feline-rodent balance!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

:(

We, uh, lost the battle. And several thousand troops. Not very good.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Declaration of War

Bad news. The war is still raging and we're still losing. C.A.R says that we are automatically declaring world-wide war between cats and rats. We have called in for reinforcements, but they have not yet arrived. The cats have us cornered and are determined to get blood. They will not let us retreat. They will not let us surrender. They are forcing us to fight. Wait...I'm getting a message over the radio!

"The reinforcements have arrived! We have backup! Repeat! THE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED! We have more weapons! We have more ammo! We have more soldiers! This is R.A.C, Rodent Alpha Charlie commander, out!"

Gotta go help!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Battle

Disciplining news from the field. I couldn't update on Friday or Saturday because we were all in the field all day. The battle still rages as I type. We have been fighting since 1:00 in the morning of Friday. Here is the war log, by me.

At midnight on Thursday we left for the Cat base. We arrived at 1:00. The cats were prepared for the attack. Armed and ready, the attacked us with greater weapons, numbers, and strength than we had estimated. We lost approximately 10,000 rats in the surprise attack. Crud. It was a defensive game until noon. By then we were able to retreat and regroup. We laid low till 14:00 hours, then spread our numbers out, hiding in the nooks, crannies and holes that the enemy territory offered. Then, at 14:30, we attacked. This time we had the element of surprise. The cats were caught off guard. That battle still rages. Repeat, crud.

Further investigation on why the cats knew about our attack will be undergone as soon as the battle is over.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Another funny joke...

Attack log: 7: pm, Thursday, Dec. 11, 2008.


We are beginning an attack log as of now. Last-day agents have confirmed that the enemy knows nothing about our attack. Officer of Undercover Operations Penny is confident that we still hold the element of surprise.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Entertainment




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